pseudomantis:

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just-shower-thoughts:

Facial recognition software can pick a person out in a crowd, but a vending machine can’t recognize a bill with a bent corner

shadysquid:

shadysquid:

I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen

I got the job

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rospeaks:

bugeyed-gigabyte:

roseonabeach:

lacrimosa-phantom:

drackiszunk:

a-high-functioning-time-lord:

seriously, why does no one talk about this movie? 

it’s 

a

pure 

gold 

cinematic 

master 

piece 

One of the greatest movies ever.

This is one of my all time favorites.

“Mr. Body’s body! It’s gone!”

This movie was so fucking confusing

I remember it had three endings and on the dvd there was a surprise me option, so great

this is one of my favorite movies of all fucking time

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